Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian made a sex tape?? Will it be coming soon to a theater near me? Oh wow. Let me guess..
The plot, in this latest epic story, is about a teenager that is an alcoholic and has syphilis, who breaks his neck, while drinking and driving and then makes a hotel video with Kim Kardashian?
COME ON! Some moron, in mom's basement, who's 45 years old, and still has her baking him and his D&D buddies cookies, comes up with these rumors!
What’s sad is people fall for the rumors!! These are the people natural selection said, "Nope...we don’t want this idiot in the afterlife until we have no other option or we haven't met our monthly quota!"
Basically, if you really fall for all these rumors, you could make a living as a walking, talking, poster child for birth control! Finally you can make a living so that you wont be living in the basement yourself at 45!
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